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I tell him I do. He looks at me with tired eyes and a tired smile. "I miss Brooklyn. When I found myself in this city, I forgot to bring many things." "Any friends?" I asked. He almost looks even more tired. "Lost him."

(Source: astrasperas)

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July 30, 2014 at 11:29 PM | Post Permalink | 3,950 notes



witheringghost:

do you ever just kinda wonder what your selling point as a human being or friend is? like, what was the point at which people were like: hey, I’ll keep this human

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July 30, 2014 at 11:29 PM | Post Permalink | 23,476 notes



thesweetpianowritingdownmylife:

simplypotterheads:

My favourite part in Order of the Phoenix is when Harry and Sirius are playing hide and seek in the Ministry and Sirius is being silly behind the veil then he jumps out at Harry like “Haha found you!” and then they laugh and high five and go out for ice cream at Fortescue’s.

image

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July 30, 2014 at 11:29 PM | Post Permalink | 26,168 notes



king-of-roses:

A handy guide for anyone not familiar

king-of-roses:

A handy guide for anyone not familiar

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July 30, 2014 at 11:28 PM | Post Permalink | 15,230 notes



http://snoozingcat.tumblr.com/post/93261189813/superbilliam-pitbulled-impactings-hey

superbilliam:

pitbulled:

impactings:

Hey tumblr! Did you know that if you suffer from depression / anxiety or any other mental illness, you can register your dog as an emotional support animal, making it illegal for a landlord to refuse to rent to you? That’s right. No breed…

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July 30, 2014 at 11:27 PM | Post Permalink | 36,666 notes



mylittlebig-world-of-my-mind:

take-me-tom-hiddleston:

ship-it-all-the-way:

jadedfalling:

sickledsnake:

itsdorkgirl:

gravemakers-and-gunslingers:


BOND is a tiny touch module. It can be a pendant or a bracelet but it comes in pairs. You keep one and you give one to a friend. When you touch it, your friend feels it. No matter where they are on the planet. We don’t do tweets, we do tickles.

we need this

gonna put it on my dick

THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE SIR

This is actually so cool because some people wear bracelets and necklaces and things as comfort items. I used to wear a necklace from my grandma to remind me of her and I would touch the pendant on it when I was feeling down or stressed. So imagine (if she were still alive), every time I did that she would know I was thinking of her, drawing strength from her.
And then imagine poking it and the other person feels it and pokes back and you end up in a real life facebook poke war.

I would send messages in morse code

magine you and your best friend have one. When the friend dies, he/she is buried with the bracelet. A couple weeks later, you feel someone touch your wrist.

Well this escalated from cool tech to perverted hilarity to something heartfelt then finally something out a creepypasta

mylittlebig-world-of-my-mind:

take-me-tom-hiddleston:

ship-it-all-the-way:

jadedfalling:

sickledsnake:

itsdorkgirl:

gravemakers-and-gunslingers:

BOND is a tiny touch module. It can be a pendant or a bracelet but it comes in pairs. You keep one and you give one to a friend. When you touch it, your friend feels it. No matter where they are on the planet. We don’t do tweets, we do tickles.

we need this

gonna put it on my dick

THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE SIR

This is actually so cool because some people wear bracelets and necklaces and things as comfort items. I used to wear a necklace from my grandma to remind me of her and I would touch the pendant on it when I was feeling down or stressed. So imagine (if she were still alive), every time I did that she would know I was thinking of her, drawing strength from her.

And then imagine poking it and the other person feels it and pokes back and you end up in a real life facebook poke war.

I would send messages in morse code

magine you and your best friend have one. When the friend dies, he/she is buried with the bracelet. A couple weeks later, you feel someone touch your wrist.

Well this escalated from cool tech to perverted hilarity to something heartfelt then finally something out a creepypasta

(Source: ldrsociety)

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July 30, 2014 at 11:27 PM | Post Permalink | 420,557 notes



bilesandthesourwolf:

What the holy shit is this from?

bilesandthesourwolf:

What the holy shit is this from?

(Source: effingstiles)

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July 30, 2014 at 11:26 PM | Post Permalink | 7,728 notes



"We would release a song with Harry. We ended up writing a song and having fun. Whatever’s released is released,”

“We did write a really cool love song. His voice is really strong. I didn’t know what to expect, he just started singing. I was like, ‘Wow, he’s got a great voice’."

Kodaline’s Steve Garrigan on writing with Harry x (via harryspocket)

(Source: harryxzayn)

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July 30, 2014 at 11:25 PM | Post Permalink | 3,455 notes



fangpants:

lady-jekyll:

gaminginyourunderwear:

obviously-bored:

sizvideos:

Deadpool vs Comic-Con 2014 - Video

I hope that spiderman was daniel radcliffe

Me too.

FFFFFFFFFucking hate Deadpool cosplayers. They think because they can put on a shit suit they can run around and act like an asstit.

Like 3% of Deadpool cosplayers have a viable personality under the suit

you do know this is D-Piddy right? he asks for consent before he does anything or even records anyone. He’s rlly funny while still being super chill and polite to the cosplayers and i wish more Deadpool cosplayers were like him

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July 30, 2014 at 11:25 PM | Post Permalink | 131,824 notes



sleiin:

I’m not gonna fight you.

full image. Sorry i haven’t posted a lot lately, school’s been eating up my time :(

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July 30, 2014 at 11:24 PM | Post Permalink | 20,735 notes



miniprof:

adventures-of-a-strange-mind:

Phrases and idioms that we still use, which were coined by William Shakespeare.

now this is legitimate shit you can attribute to good ole Billy Shakes. the man definitely had a way with phrases.

miniprof:

adventures-of-a-strange-mind:

Phrases and idioms that we still use, which were coined by William Shakespeare.

now this is legitimate shit you can attribute to good ole Billy Shakes. the man definitely had a way with phrases.

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July 30, 2014 at 11:23 PM | Post Permalink | 62,200 notes



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