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jellys:

people that point out acne:

  1. pack ur bags
  2. buy a plane ticket
  3. go to hell
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‏@cortneyrgreen: @Harry_Styles cam off to his first day of preschool with the remnants of the @onedirection arm tattoo still intact
: @Harry_Styles cam off to his first day of preschool with the remnants of the @onedirection arm tattoo still intact

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So the drugstore I was in today had a perfume display. Here are some of the perfumes I came across.

jessicarabbit:

tenr0se:

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Dirt

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Funeral Home

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Weed

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Grass

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Holy Water

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Laundromat

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Leather

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New Zealand 

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Play-Doh 

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Wet Garden

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Tomato

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Suntan Lotion

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Sex on the Beach

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Riding Crop

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Soap

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And Finally, Swimming Pool

"No officer, for the last time, I did not smoke weed. Thats just my new perfume, cannabis flower"

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August 22, 2014 at 11:07 PM | Post Permalink | 156,682 notes



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mydumbopinions:

moonflowerlights:

ninthtravelingman:

nealdk:

whatarefishfingers:

ruffnutthorstonthebesttwin:

theprettiestman:

Notice how Shan Yu doesn’t even question it or make a comment about “BUT YOU’RE A GIRL” he just instantly goes into a “I’LL TEACH YOU TO KILL MY MEN AND STEAL MY VICTORY” rage and I think about this a lot sometimes

((Well that might have to do with the fact that he’s a Hun.  Women among the Huns had higher status than their Chinese counterparts and even some of their own men. Women were free to hunt and fight along side of the men, could choose their own husbands and divorce him if she choose to. There were even records of clans being led by women leaders. So for Shan Yu Mulan is just another soldier))

thank you, history side of tumblr.

He also might not have been able to see very well, due to whatever horrible disease has taken hold in his eyeballs.

Pretty serious Wilson’s Disease judging by the copper buildup in in irises, and apparent melanocytosis localized to his sclera.

Thank you medical side of tumblr

I absolutely love this post

I don’t know if it was fully intentional or the production team really got it on the ball but either way it’s quite brilliant.

Says something though when the cut throat murderers with poor eye care aren’t the ones making a big deal about women doing stuff.

Equal opportunity murdering all the way!

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August 22, 2014 at 11:04 PM | Post Permalink | 517,299 notes



peniscruncher:

dusknoirs:

who was the asshole that decided tattoos looked unprofessional 

the generation that did is dying out so don’t worry

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August 22, 2014 at 11:03 PM | Post Permalink | 242,363 notes



are you kidding me…

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August 22, 2014 at 11:03 PM | Post Permalink | 25,335 notes



fairydustedtheory:

You gave me hope and then you took it away. That’s enough to make anyone dangerous.

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August 22, 2014 at 11:03 PM | Post Permalink | 4,885 notes



"I know I’m not a conventional beauty. You can read a lot of painful things on the Internet, which criticise you aesthetically - but as far as I’m concerned, that’s not what an actress is."

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August 22, 2014 at 11:02 PM | Post Permalink | 5,601 notes



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